Bride of Project Horror, Day 12: Cannibal Ferox

10/13/2012

Remember last year, how I had some posts where my friends Kyle, Will, and Scott joined me for an evening?  That was fun.  I have this friend from high school, Kristin, who made some really interesting suggestions for this year's lineup, so I wanted to invite her along for a couple of viewings!  Tonight's movie, Cannibal Ferox, isn't one of the ones she recommended, it's just one that she felt up to the challenge of taking on.

We did something a little different this time; after we each watched the movie, we jumped on Skype and chatted about it.  Instead of editing it down to an article, I thought it would be fun just to let you in on the raw feed that is the awesomeness of the inside of Kristin's head.

I'm the black text, and Kristin's in blue.
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Kristin:
Hey mister! It's Kristin! Finished the flick...
Kristin:
Not even sure where to start on this one. Maybe with... THE SOUNDTRACK.
Danny:
YES - I had a note to bring that up with you!
Danny:
It got repetitive here and there, but that main theme was FANTASTIC.
Kristin:
It was so fantastic. It was so bad 80s, and yet, also porn-o-riffic.
Kristin:
Boogie Nights SO should have used that main theme song.
Danny:
Especially porny in the scenes where it's back in the city, you know, to let you know that you're in the real jungle now.
Kristin:
Well stated...
Danny:
But coming off of Jungle Holocaust last night, I appreciated a score with a little punch.
Kristin:
The fashion went with it perfectly- the braided headband, the puffy sleeves. Almost made me miss Olivia Newton John... but not really.
Danny:
Yeah, I'm trying to remember - didn't the blonde guy have on some kind of puffy vest?
Kristin:
No- but a sleeveless shirt/vest thing.
Danny:
And a skullcap.  *rimshot*
Kristin:
HAA!!
Kristin:
THAT was definitely the only time I've ever seen that death as well. There was NO DOUBT which death you were referring to once I saw it.
Danny:
Yeah, the closest I can think of is in Man Called Horse, but he doesn't die from it, and it's definitely not quite as sensitive.
Danny:
We're talking about the booby-hooks, right?
Kristin:
No- I was referring to trapping him under the table and slicing off the top of his head! But you're right- the boob hooks were something.
Kristin:
Can one die from boob hooks? I actually made note of asking that question while watching it...
Danny:
It doesn't seem like there'd be a ton of blood loss. Maybe from the eventual dehydration and hyperthermia?
Kristin:
That, I can see- but I wouldn't think just from the hanging itself. Otherwise, the Amazing Mr. Lifto would be toast.
Danny:
Man, I haven't thought of that dude since like 1995. Jim Rose Circus, baby!
Kristin:
Love me some Jim Rose!
Danny:
I can't wait until my kids are old enough that the wave of 90s nostalgia comes along. I'm saving flannels to hand down.
Kristin:
They will be so proud!! Save some Docs for them as well...
Danny:
All of mine were worn until there was no more wear in them. I was a few years behind the curve, though. I spent the late 90s discovering looks that you'd already found in the early 90s
Kristin:
Bah- I was just copying people on album covers.
Kristin:
So I'm curious - what did you find to be the most shocking/surprising thing about this movie? I feel fairly certain we'll agree on this point...
Danny:
Ooh, good question.  See, as a guy, my mind goes to the castration scene.  But more than that was probably when she got back to civilization and went ahead with her original thesis instead of the truth.
Kristin:
GAH- again, I was wrong! Although I found that last bit to be really interesting. Why do you think she lied? To protect herself from having to explain the whole story?
Danny:
Wait, wait! We can come back to that.  I want to know what shocked or surprised you the most.
Kristin:
I was genuinely shocked and surprised by all the actual footage of animals dying/being cut apart. Surprising, considering some of the stuff I do, but you just never see that.
Kristin:
The tortoise scene was BRUTAL.
Danny:
Ugh. YES. I keep coming back to knowing that it's an exploitation film, but STILL...
Kristin:
Poor turtle was still alive when they were cutting its legs off!! That's horrifying- exploitation or not!
Danny:
Some of the scenes, too, like with the snake eating another animal, just felt shoehorned in so that they could put another violent scene in.  And it wasn't even edited in particularly well.
Kristin:
Yes- that and the iguana scene, I totally agree.
Danny:
I need to see which came first, this or Cannibal Holocaust, since they did the tortoise thing, too.
Kristin:
Was the turtle alive in that? I don't even recall...
Danny:
Come to think of it, they may have beheaded it before they opened it up.
Kristin:
I will agree that the castration scene was pretty shocking too, though- but more because it was full frontal male nudity (although brief) than the castration. And really, Mike kinda had it coming...
Danny:
Yeah, and that brings me to another thing I wanted to talk about.  I've now seen 3 of the Italian-made cannibal flicks, and two of them come down very heavily on this idea of, "Yes, these people are about to get torn up, but boy, did they have it coming."
Kristin:
True of Cannibal Holocaust as well...
Danny:
Exactly.
Kristin:
I haven't seen many of these kinds of flicks actually. I've tried, but I normally bore quickly. Oddly enough, this one kept my attention. Maybe because the actor who played Mike reminded me of Josh Lucas.
Kristin:
What's the best of the Italian cannibal/mondo genre to you?
Danny:
This isn't a genre I think I'll be watching much more of.  I watched Mondo Cane a few years ago, and it wasn't at all what I expected, so I haven't really gone back to the mondos much.  I think the crown goes to Cannibal Holocaust.  It's repulsive, but it sure does do what it sets out to do.
Kristin:
It does indeed.
Kristin:
There's a great doc called Snuff (about snuff films, obviously) and they talk quite a bit about Cannibal Holocaust and why it was so horrifying back then- that people genuinely thought it was real.
Danny:
I'll have to check that one out.
Danny:
I heard they had to show in court how they staged the impalement scene.
Danny:
I kind of joked about it earlier, with the city being the jungle, but there's definitely this underlying finger pointing in these movies, "Who's the real savage?"
Kristin:
Completely. This was even more heavy-handed with that idea when the village elders were seemingly "afraid because they were white."
Kristin:
And of course, the villagers aren't nearly as horrible as Mike and Pam. They were both quite deliberately unlikeable.
Danny:
There always has to be somebody who you're glad to see buy it. And if it's a woman, it has to be the one who has sex
Kristin:
TOTALLY. The tramp has got to go! And how?? BOOB HANGING. That'll teach girls to keep their knees together!
Danny:
Oof.
Danny:
Scream pretty much deconstructed all of this for us (when? THE 90S!), but it really is true about girls in horror. And for that matter, all the other bad decisions they're making in this thing. You're hanging around their village, having sex in their beds and trying to rape their girls - how do you imagine this will end?
Kristin:
Precisely.
Kristin:
I thought it seemed a bit too easy for him to convince her to "have a go" at the village girl. I was glad she ultimately thought better of it and decided to forestall the rape.
Kristin:
With exploitation flicks- you never really know how far they're going to go. And as a girl- a rape scene would have been worse than the castration scene. It's all relative, isn't it?
Danny:
I should have probably known better, but when he asked her that at first, I guess I thought he meant they'd jointly seduce a girl. That would be a different movie, I suppose.
Kristin:
Probably a more profitable one...
Danny:
OK, so let's come back to that end real quick.  You felt it was so she wouldn't have to explain the whole thing?
Kristin:
That was my assumption. She didn't want to have to explain how awful THEY were.
Kristin:
But still- she could have concocted some kind of story to make herself a hero or victim. She didn't even do that. She just did... nothing, basically.
Danny:
I see.  That does make sense.  And she's definitely a passive observer through the whole thing.  I saw it as her being penitent and protective.  She knew that the tribe had retaliated, but it was because they'd been mistreated. She still felt like she was basically right, that they wouldn't have cannibalized her party otherwise. And she doesn't want other people going in there now - both because they could hear the truth about her party and because she still feels some sort of protectiveness of her thesis.
Danny:
But I could be reading too much into it...
Kristin:
I certainly like your take on it better. It appears you have more faith in human motives than I do...
Danny:
Which probably makes my take wrong, since I don't think these filmmakers have much faith in humanity.
Kristin:
HA! Well, I don't know that they even thought it out that much. They set out to make a cannibal flick with some shocking scenes, and that's what they did. They do make the point, intentionally or not, that all the animal kingdom can be a bit savage though.
Danny:
That's what I thought watching the snake scene. It was like a Natl Geo special.
Kristin:
Indeed. It was a mix between Nat Geo subject matter with the shitty camera work and contrivance of Faces of Death.
Kristin:
I feel certain Cannibal Holocaust came out first and these guys were trying to ride its coattails.
Danny:
Oh, hey, I looked up "Ferox." It's Latin for fierce, and is pronounced FAIR-ox
Kristin:
GO YOU. I was planning to look it up as well. I'd never heard that word before.
Danny:
When I Googled it there was a link to a site that had a cool British guy pronounce it for you.
Kristin:
It would make a great stripper name!
Danny:
Oh man, it really would. "Welcome to the main stage Roxy Ferox!"
Danny:
(Is the kind of thing I imagine they say in strip clubs...)
Kristin:
SO MUCH. In a leopard thong and heels!!
Kristin:
And they'd play "Maneater"
Kristin:
I think we've got the plot line for a sequel, Danny!!!
Danny:
BOOM. I think we just became collaborators on a screenplay!
Kristin:
GENIUS
Danny:
A BunWerda Joint
Kristin:
We're gonna be huge.
Danny:
That movie where Natalie Portman was a stripper did pretty well. So as long as we keep it classy-ish…
Kristin:
Natalie Portman as a stripper??? Why are we not watching that right this minute??
Danny:
Cuz it's getting too late. Another time though, I promise.
Danny:
Holy cow, I just realized this could be my chance to meet Allison Brie
Kristin:
LOL! You wish...
Danny:
Yeah... The part probably calls for somebody a little grittier anyway.
Kristin:
So how many turtle shells are you going to rate Cannibal Ferox?
Danny:
Hmmm...  It's not one I'm ever going to find myself seeking out again in the future, but it did work for me.  3.5/5?
Danny:
And you?
Kristin:
Personally, I'd give it 3. The voice dub was awful, but the soundtrack was grand. It was certainly watchable though. If the end wasn't so damn random and puzzling, I'd have given it 3.5.
Kristin:
I'd give it a 5 for the skull slicing scene though! Two severed thumbs up!!
Danny:
Oh yeah, the skull slice was great, and the way they just kind of took a bite or two of brain and left the rest for later...
Kristin:
All righty, Movie King! Did I do okay??
Danny:
This was great! I really enjoyed it.  Want to do another one soon?
Kristin:
I'm in! I definitely want to participate as much as you'll have me for the super-crazy-and-wrong movies.
Kristin:
I can't wait to hear what you have to say about Nekromantik.
Danny:
Beautiful. Thanks for joining me tonight!
Kristin:
It was fun!! Thank you for having me!

  Tomorrow night: Demons

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