Posted by Danny at 12:26 AMLabels: Look What Danny Watched, Project Horror
I had high hopes for Dracula. Tod Browning also directed the very creepy Freaks and the famous lost film London After Midnight, so the dude knew horror. And Universal monster films are the all-time greats! The Mummy, The Wolfman, The Creature from the Black Lagoon! (Shout out to my friend Scott Rieckhoff, who works for Universal!)
Do I need to tell you the plot? I don't need to tell you the plot. It's Dracula. Old school vampire, charming dude, suave dresser, likes blood and the ladies. Doesn't sparkle or brood like some emo teen with ridiculous hair.
This movie tells you right in the opening credits that it's adapted from a stage play, and it shows. It's almost entirely dialogue-driven, and the few times when Dracula takes a victim, it's discreetly just out of frame. Where most modern vampire movies assume that their audience already knows the general vampire rules and jump right in, this movie spends plenty of time making sure you know that vampires have to sleep in their home soil and blah blah blah...
I'm glad that I finally watched Dracula; it's a foundational film, one of those that you've just got to see. Unfortunately, and through no fault of its own, that's also its weakness. This movie is almost 80 years old, and even if you've never seen it, you've seen it referenced, spoofed, remade, and rehashed a dozen different ways. Even though it was the granddaddy of 'em all, it still feels a little worn. There's part of the movie where Van Helsing (Dutch like me! Yay!) is blabbing about what must be done, and you see a shadow on the wall, and you know that at the time it was probably horrifying, but today it just makes you want to groan, "Dude - Rensfield is right f'ing there!"
That's not to say that it didn't have its great parts, though. When Dracula makes his first onscreen appearance in his castle, even though I've seen the still shot of it more times than I can count, it was fantastic! My heart seriously jumped at Lugosi's menace and charisma. The part where Rensfield is journeying to Castle Dracula has amazing matte scenery, something you just don't see anymore in the age of greenscreen. And of course, one of the greatest lines in all of horror, when he's asked to join somebody for a drink - "I never drink... wine." It's all in the delivery.
Dracula, I give you three bats out of five. I'm glad to finally have spent some time with you.